Aug 7, 2010

2 Lil Muffins Presents: The Top 10 Hottest Celebrity Stud Muffins

As an ode to the great art of procrastination, I will now delight your senses with my picks for the most gorgeous men...and trust me, this isn't some spur-of-the-moment list. I've studied these men PA-LENTY (research, of course) in an attempt to bring you only the highest-quality stud muffins. Without further ado...

10. Edward Norton

I have absolutely no defense for this at all. I just think Edward Norton is incredibly hot.

9. Colin Farrell

Colin is one of those guys who can be completely hot one second and totally not hot the next. However, accents make me weak in the knees (ESPECIALLY IRISH ACCENTS) and so...he makes the list. Also, if you haven't seen Ondine, that is such a cute movie!

8. Jared Leto

Ok. Let me tell you my little Jared Leto story. First and foremost, I was a HUGE fan of the MTV show My So Called Life, where of course Leto played the heartthrob Jordan Catalono. I was probably about 14 when this short-lived show aired, and I was in L.O.V.E.!! Many years later, when Leto formed the band 30 Seconds to Mars, I was able to see them live at CPRfest, a local concert event that happens here yearly.

It just so happened that the band was kicked off the stage early because the main act was ready to go on - and Jared was NOT happy. He was ranting over by his trailer when yours truly passed by and became STAR STRUCK...and actually had a conversation with him. Got a hug and a CD too. Yay me!!!

7. James Franco ♥ ♥

I can't help it - as you'll see with one of the celebs that's much, much closer to #1, there's just this thing about the dark, mysterious type that is irresistible!

6. Gerard Butler ♥ ♥

Hot. Accent. "This is SPARTA." If you've seen 300 or P.S. I Love You and didn't develop a crush on Gerard Butler, you're a stronger woman than me!

5. Jason Statham ♥ ♥ ♥

Bad boy. Accent. Alpha Male. He makes bald look hot.

4. Leonardo DiCaprio ♥ ♥ ♥

I've had a crush on Leo for YEARS - like, since the Romeo + Juliet days. Now, some of you will argue that Leo is too 'pretty boy-ish,' but to that, I say, Blood Diamond. If you haven't seen him in this movie, you must. It's that rugged, butt-kicking thing that makes our feminine instincts kick in - you know, the ones that point us in the direction of the alpha male. Hot.

3. James McAvoy ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

I adore James McAvoy. He is absolutely gorgeous, and has a delicious accent. Also, the movie Becoming Jane is probably #1 or #2 on my favorite movie list.

2. Orlando Bloom ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Just 100% totally and completely adorable.

1. Johnny Depp ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Oh my. My oh my. My, my, my. I absolutely LOVE Johnny Depp, and have since forever. He is absolutely the hottest male celebrity alive, and seems to just get hotter and hotter. The coolest thing about him - he doesn't tout himself as being sexy, and deliberately takes roles that actually downplay his looks, but we all know what's hiding under the Mad Hatter's make-up, don't we?

I honestly think that Johnny Depp will hold the title of 'sexiest male celebrity alive' until...well, until he dies. And he's so sexy, that he may have the power to hold the title even after that.

Ok - so, in the comments below, tell me who would make your list, and what you think about mine!!!


  1. JAMES FRANCO, ORLANDO BLOOM & JOHNNY DEPP will always be studmuffins. Especially Johnny Depp. The man just doesn't want to age. I love James Franco's smile. & Orland Bloom, well he's him, & that's enough for me.

  2. Also, I think Leonardo Dicaprio might have been my first love. Lol. =]

  3. Are you my long lost sister? lol I would put Edward Norton up a bit higher in the list, but Jonny Depp OMG I lurve him!

    Jason Statham ... yep

  4. MissTM - Leo was definitely one of my first big crushes!!

    Annie1 - Johnny Depp...sigh. He has to be my all-time biggest crush ever.

    Jason Statham - lord have mercy. He might not be as 'pretty' as some of the others on the list, but he is 100% MAN. He also has a really adorable smile, I think.

  5. Soooo....Johnny gets 3 photos all to himself!!! That's a nice picture of Ed Norton - does he still look like that? Nice pic of Leo too!

  6. Hehe, Yona...I had 12 pictures of Johnny up, but didn't want to seem crazy. *twitch*

  7. Ooooooooooo nice post! I gotta say, I've been Johnnys girl since 21 Jump Street!! And pretty much everything he has done has been amazing. Love Orlando, he's nummy. Colin Farell, *drool* but I would have to add Brendan Fraser to the list. Ever since Blast from the Past I could just love him and hug him and squeeze him! lol

  8. om namah shivay.....colin farrell...;;;;

  9. God bless namah shivay..;;;;COLIN FARRELL....

  10. Are we related because this is like an AWESOME list.. Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, James Franco, Leo.. Nom Nom Nom. But look up Jackson Rathbone too

  11. Must say, Great List! :D